Buying a gift for a crush is one part art, one part science, and one part border-line gross cuteness. It takes subtlety, finesse, and a gift for puns. Luckily I am here to help you woo the object of your affection in a clever yet tempered way that will have him thinking about you all Valentine's Day long.

Click through the gallery for my tips, and let us know in the comments what you're getting your crush for V Day!

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