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Hot Or Not? Jessica Biel's Dress Keeps It Weird
Come on Jessica Biel. Get it together. You're a gorgeous woman who makes a ton of money and who is married to one of the hottest men on the planet. Why can you still not dress yourself (or pay someone to dress you)? You almost always get it just 20% wrong, like at the MET Gala, but sometimes you get 80% wrong, like this dress you wore to the The Cinema Society screening of Playing For Keeps premiere in New York City on Dec 5. Like, what? My eyeballs took one look at this and then starting looking on Craigslist for one of those memory zappers they have in Men In Black. Where do I even start? The sheer printed fabric is weird, what is that neckline, why is there only one (wizardy) sleeve, what's up with the gold cumberbund thing, just WHY BIEL WHY?
But don't listen to me I'm currently wearing a t-shirt I got for free from my dentist and Hello Kitty sweatpants that are easily two sizes too small.
What do you think of her look?
