Oh, Lindsay Lohan. There's so much going on with you at any given moment I could write scrolls upon scrolls about it. Unfortunately, scrolls are a bit hard to come by these days (also pricey) so I'll just focus at the most direct matter at hand. Not Liz and Dick, not the most recent arrest/imminent jail time, but just, for now, this outfit that she wore to Lonneke Engel And Valentina Zelyaeva's Organice Your Life holiday party in New York on Dec. 14 (whatever that is). The base starts off promising, a tight black dress with a nice belted waist, but then things get a little confusing temperature-waise. She paired the dress with pointed mega-platform Mary Janes and bare legs, but then seems to be wearing not one but TWO different coats, a long leather jacket topped off with a longer, short-sleeved fur coat. Okay, but like, a short-sleeved fur coat? Is there really a point there? Am I just not fashion-forward? Are bikinis with long-pant-bottoms next? Help me understand, Lohan.

What do you think? Is Lindsay's look hot or not?

RELATED:

Style Evolution Of Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Could Face 245 Days Behind Bars

Lindsay Lohan Steals From Max George Of The Wanted