Johnny Depp's Style Deconstructed In 7 Looks « Read Less
Oh man Johnny Depp. How do I even say this. (Deep breath). Ok here it is: besides the fact that you've basically become the hot guy version of a word you've said so many times it stops meaning anything, your determination to dress like some combination of off-duty Thunder Down Under stripper and ska-revivalist is beyond perplexing: it's the female equivalent of a boner killer. How many scarves can one man own? Remember when you used to wear jeans and t-shirts (and normal person shoes)? ME NEITHER.
Here, I will use 7 of your more recent looks, to deconstruct that exactly went wrong.
Let's do this.
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Johnny Depp at the 'The Rum Diary' New York Premiere Oct 25 2011
And now...newsies hat and nail polish. NAIL. POLISH.
Scarf/Handkerchief Count: 0 (What?!?!)



























