Oh man Johnny Depp. How do I even say this. (Deep breath). Ok here it is: besides the fact that you've basically become the hot guy version of a word you've said so many times it stops meaning anything, your determination to dress like some combination of off-duty Thunder Down Under stripper and ska-revivalist is beyond perplexing: it's the female equivalent of a boner killer. How many scarves can one man own? Remember when you used to wear jeans and t-shirts (and normal person shoes)? ME NEITHER.
Here, I will use 7 of your more recent looks, to deconstruct that exactly went wrong.