No but like WHAT EVEN is going on here? Are those belts? Is that buckle functional? Is that an ankle cowboy boot? Did they steal that string of coins from a gypsy? Is the gypsy angry? If so, does she have the ability to curse people? If so, will you be cursed if you wear these shoes?

SO MANY QUESTIONS.

And another one: Would you rock these?

(LUXURY JONES VINTAGE 24 GOLD MEDALS BOOT, $399.95 at Solestruck)