I can hardly walk in high heels period, let alone booties that have a completely unnerving, architectual soles like these Finsk jams. The black boot part is normal enough, but then you have the multi-color geometric sole which just illicits strong feelings of the future, modernity, and falling flat on one's face. As a klutzy klutz who can't even wear a pair of normal stilettos without stumbling all over the place, I think I'll sit these one out.

What do you think? Would you rock them?

(Finsk Project 5 booties, $999.95 at Solestruck)