I'm not one to shy away from platform shoes, even though I'm already tall enough that any extra just pushes me over into giant territory, and although I own all varieties of show, I pretty much only wear sneakers every single day. That being said, I should LOVE these UNIF "Cross Trainer" (get it?) shoes, because they're a) black b) platform and c) sneakers, but there's just something about them that is giving me pause. Don't get me wrong, I love a good pun, and I have been called Goth Spice on more than one occasion, but even I don't think I could pull these bad boys off.
What about you? Would you rock them?
(UNIF Cross Trainers, $225 at Dolls Kill)