Yesterday there was a story on the news (on. the. NEWS.) about what Santa's hypothetical salary would be (you know, if he was real) and then today on Gawker I saw a charming collection of tweets from children whining about not getting the present they wanted (a sample: "I didn't get an IPhone for Christmas time to roll up into a ball and die") so on one hand, this tote is a big YES PLEASE but on the other hand I suspect it might be best to try to subtly blend in while reading Bukowski under Twilight book sleeves and quietly wait for the end of days.

What do you think? Would you rock this tote?

(Jac Vanek I Hate Everyone Tote, $29 at Dolls Kill)