In my closet there are three colors: black, dark black, and stripes. I have about 40 different striped shirts of various shapes and sizes (okay, not that various) and I cherish each one individually. (Just FYI the past two sentences were written to demonstrate that I am a fan of stripes). But there are limits to my love, and I think this dress exists just past those limits. There's just something about this long-sleeved mini that is less gamine French chic and more sexy jailbreak, like it's one pair of handcuffs and a fake shank short of a sorority girl Halloween costume.

But again, that's just my opinion. What do you think of this dress?

(Our Prince Of Peace Black And White Stripes Sabbath Dress, $89 at Dolls Kill)