As much as I love writing (I don't love writing, it's painful and difficult and often depressing), I sometimes dream of pursuing a different profession, one with less psychological trauma. No, not construction worker (though that seems fun and like a built-in work-out) or cop (this is getting real Village People), but something a bit more...out there. I'll just come out with it already: I'd like to be a dominatrix. The hours are flexible, the pay is very good, the work seems to come naturally to me, and maybe most importantly, the outfits are pretty awesome. Which leads me to these mesh and vinyl leggings, which are sexy and gothy and perfect for casual Fridays at my future new job.

What do you think? Would you rock them?

(Cross The Line Leggings, $58 at Nasty Gal)